phantom-burrito:

People should stop being against homosexual relationships and start being against abusive ones

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spencerofspace:

This is how my cat fell asleep on me earlier

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theonlyhoodlums:

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 
Season 8 Bloopers ft Charlie Day & Rob McElhenney

holy fucking shit

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whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

They had to stop because of the chlorine affecting the girls and because of men trying to jump in to get to them.
I would have loved to see Disneyland mermaids today though!

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tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

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unclefather:

me: there’s a hair in my food

my mom: eat it, it’s protein

me: 

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unclefather:

superfurlock:

unclefather:

Dead Mow 5

like deadmau5 but pronounced the way it is spelled! nice

Dead Mouse 5

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Cashier:That'll be $4.03
Me:I only have $4...
Cashier:That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:...........
Cashier:........
Me:what are we?
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wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

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awkward-lee:

420 rayze it

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theilluminatormobilizer:

The Illuminator projected this near the Brooklyn Bridge in solidarity with the people of Ferguson.

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